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08 Dec 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: Come on lads! Share the link so we can get this game started
~12 Dec 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: I am living in your walls. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: FAQ: Why are you living in my walls? I'm not going to tell you. Are you only in my walls? You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls. How are you surviving in my walls? In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower. What are you planning to do in my walls? Live in them, listening to you. What do I do about you living in my walls? Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles. When are you going to stop living in my walls? You cannot escape me. Do I call the police? The authorities will not help you. What are the consequences of you living in my walls? Be aware. What if I am ok with you living in my walls? I will make sure you’re not. Are you imaginary? I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them. Summary: I am living in your walls.
13 Dec 22 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Wait... Where are you living?
13 Dec 22 UTC	Autumn, 1901: In your walls.
~13 Dec 22 UTC	Autumn, 1901: If you're not careful and you noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you
14 Dec 22 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Good grief.
~17 Dec 22 UTC	Spring, 1902: ┈┈┈┈▕▔╱▔▔▔━▁ ┈┈┈▕▔╱╱╱????┈╲▂▔▔╲ ┈┈▕▔╱╱╱╱????▂▂▂▂▂▂▏ ┈▕▔╱▕▕╱╱╱┈▽▽▽▽▽ ▕▔╱┊┈╲╲╲╲▂△△△△ ▔╱┊┈╱▕╲▂▂▂▂▂▂╱ ╱┊┈╱┉▕┉┋╲┈
17 Dec 22 UTC	Spring, 1902: Lol
17 Dec 22 UTC	Spring, 1902: prefer walls of text
~17 Dec 22 UTC	Spring, 1902: THE NEXT PERSON TO MAKE A LEGO CITY MEME WILL BE PUSHED INTO THE LEGO CITY RIVER. THERE WILL BE NO RESCUE HELICOPTER THERE WILL BE NO LEGO FRIENDS RESCUE BOAT THERE WILL BE NO LEGO AVENGERS YOU WILL DIE BUILD THE FUNERAL FOR THIS UNLUCKY REDDITOR
~24 Dec 22 UTC	Autumn, 1902: This Christmas, welcome the spirit of the season into your heart. And leave Austria alone.
24 Dec 22 UTC	Autumn, 1902: Oof. Double betrayed.
26 Dec 22 UTC	Autumn, 1902: GameMaster: England voted for a Extend. If 2/3 of the active players vote Extend the the current phase will be extend by 4 days. Please consider backing this. If the majority is not reached by "Autumn, 1903" the votes will be cleared.
26 Dec 22 UTC	Autumn, 1902: For the holidays I think an extension is necessary. Everything becomes cluttered otherwise
26 Dec 22 UTC	Autumn, 1902: No! Let me die, damnit!
31 Dec 22 UTC	Autumn, 1903: GameMaster: Germany voted for a Draw. If everyone votes Draw the game will end and the points are split equally among all the surviving players, regardless of how many supply centers each player has.
02 Jan 23 UTC	Autumn, 1903: GameMaster: Extend-request didn't reach 2/3 majority. All extend-votes cleared.
~08 Jan 23 UTC	Spring, 1904: Four spots left for any to join https://vdiplomacy.com/board.php?gameID=54696
16 Jan 23 UTC	Autumn, 1904: GameMaster: Someone has taken over Germany replacing "。。。". Reconsider your alliances.
16 Jan 23 UTC	Autumn, 1904: The German Empire has gone through a political restructuring. First, we will now submit all diplomatic envoys in English. Secondly, while we may look to be down and out, are are happy to work with any nation that wishes to prevent England from winning this game