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18 May 16 UTC	Spring, 1: CARTHAGE!
18 May 16 UTC	Autumn, 2: THIS IS PERSIA!
18 May 16 UTC	Autumn, 2: Ugggghhhh
18 May 16 UTC	Spring, 3: Ugggghhhh
19 May 16 UTC	Spring, 3: Carthage, you have the best Beach Parties.
19 May 16 UTC	Autumn, 3: If I were you, I will not trust Greece
19 May 16 UTC	Autumn, 3: Oops wrong window, that was for Carthage!
19 May 16 UTC	Autumn, 3: Forget Greece - I don't trust any of you. All of you are shifty. Especially Carthage!
19 May 16 UTC	Autumn, 3: Forget Greece - I don't trust any of you. All of you are shifty. Especially Carthage!
19 May 16 UTC	Spring, 4: Thanks for striking an alliance with me Persia.
19 May 16 UTC	Spring, 4: Egypt cannot be trusted!
19 May 16 UTC	Spring, 4: Sorry, wrong window.
19 May 16 UTC	Spring, 4: Thanks Persia, We accept your passcode and hereby confirm our alliance to rule the world together.
19 May 16 UTC	Autumn, 4: Alert ! Greece is trying to attack Rome . One of the Greek messenger got a parking ticket for his carriage at Roma !!
19 May 16 UTC	Spring, 5: We took him out back to the Colosseum and beat the crap out of him. That'll teach the Greeks to double-park in our city!
19 May 16 UTC	Spring, 5: Health and Safety Warning : Egypt has had an early onset of Zika Virus. Our Health Minister reports that anyone who enters Egyptian ports will not be monitored for Zika Virus, however on exit they will be thoroughly checked to see if they are Zika positive, if not infect them with Zika Virus.
20 May 16 UTC	Autumn, 6: This just in: The Egyptian government has been overthrown. The new rulers have issued a statement saying that the "warnings issued by the previous government about the Zika were false. All people who may have been affected by these false claims should take out your anger on the previous Egyptian government."
20 May 16 UTC	Autumn, 6: In the Mediterranean Assembly today: Prince of Persia has assaulted Egyptian Princess. Prince of Persia elbowed the Egyptian princess on the face as a mark of Male Domination and also asserted his opinion that " It is a man's world" . Most of the Egyptian women who are sharing refugee camps and previously swooned over the looks of Prince of Persia are now taken aback and warns the female world population of a Dictatorship on the rise. "Beware of a Male Chauvinist taking over Mediterranean", says an Egyptian mom of three kids who lost her only daughter in the war against Persia.
20 May 16 UTC	Spring, 7: The women of Rome would like to declare their outrage at the treatment of their fellow feminists in Persia. We are appalled and ashamed that this type of behaviour is being allowed. We demand that the Prince of Persia issue a public apology, and then be flogged in the town square for all to see.
20 May 16 UTC	Spring, 7: When asked about the public response from this confrontation the Persian Czar had this to say: "They said what? I guess we could just take over their country and see what happens then. Yeah let's do that."